A
cavalcade of yuppie teen angst, playing detective, long looks, perving, beach hijinks,
running for class president, hair eating and looking All-American opens this
classic.
Many of the main male cast members possess the same haircut which is
constantly confusing. You can’t tell them apart. A woman in her late 40s plays
the lead dude’s girlfriend which is even more perplexing. The usual gormless extras surround the leads, reacting
indifferently to shocking moments. The main kid (Billy Warlock) rocks giant
hair and is upset to discover his parents and sister are fucking each other.
His menopausal girlfriend is angry she isn’t invited to the orgies. The whole
time rich cunts were just fucking with his life and then they have the craziest
orgy to feast on Billy Warlock (Bill Whitney is his character’s name) and his
mate he thought was dead and to melt their junk together. The special effects
are disgusting. Awesome.
Favourite:
Dude checking out his sister in the shower and thinking her tits are on her
back. Then she’s shocked when he opens the door even though you find out later
she wants to fuck him. What?
10
Guys with Faces for Assholes Out of 10
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