She spends almost the whole flick naked. There might have been other naked aliens too, I don't know. When she gets back to Earth fucked up shit starts going down. The aliens are like vampire zombies or something and they make out with people and suck the life out of them with lightning.
Our hero is played by Steve Railsback who played Duane Barry in The X-Files. Duane Barry, the lunatic who kidnapped Scully, is more useful than this wanker.
This moment of blatant Duchovny proved controversial and sexy at the time of the episode's airing:
Anyway, in this Steve is in love with the naked alien chick. He doesn't give a fuck about the chaos that he's caused he just wants to get his dick wet. People who have been life sucked explode into dust if they don't life suck someone else. I think. Also demons. I think they hook up in the end but by now the whole world is life sucking like it's the latest craze.
Favourite: Patrick Stewart in his finest acting role. For some reason Steve forcibly makes out with him. Perhaps because of 'blue balls.' No life sucking happens but Patrick Stewart freaks out and bleeds from his face. Idiotic and amazing. I don't know.
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10 Steve Railsbacks Out of 10
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